The answer to the above question will be revealed at the end... It's not pleasant. OK so GREAT WIN on Tuesday squad. Offense! Defense! We have much to cover so lets get to it!
In what proved to be VERY exciting base-running, Chocolate Thunder was almost caught from behind by a cheetah-like Wojno. (Dude scored 2 runs based on pure, aggressive base-running!) However, we learned that it's no fun to run when you're hungover... it makes you go hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa! (extra points if you get the Goonies reference)
In what proved to be VERY exciting base-running, Chocolate Thunder was almost caught from behind by a cheetah-like Wojno. (Dude scored 2 runs based on pure, aggressive base-running!) However, we learned that it's no fun to run when you're hungover... it makes you go hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa! (extra points if you get the Goonies reference)
Demo was VERY cold during the game, until Eddy Money showed up and offered her two tickets to paradise. Eventually the Ginzelle got her a sweatshirt.... "Pack your bags we leave toniiiiiight!" (Mike was happy to see Eddy)
The international model duo of Ryan & Nick were reunited and helped coach 1st and 3rd... That didn't work out so well as Nick was busy staring at himself in a mirror, and missed a critical call... (later I fell off of the bag at second intentionally to make up for this blunder)
Zibster continued his Mike Schmidtesq dominance at 3rd, with a crazy diving stop and throw-from-the-knees to first. He was bloodied for the greater good, so he wins this weeks Spencer Award!
After scoring 5 Runs in the 5th we cruised to a 11-3 victory. The Tambourines broke out an actual tambourine to try and rally their squad, but nothing can stop the Collar! Post game convo included Robbie (who has never missed a game BTW) explaining that they often lock Port-Potties so guys don't crap in the urinal area. He has first hand knowledge of this... AND the true origin of why we call Gonorrhea "The Clap" (see below if you want to cringe)
OK... so according to La-Nice (who is my go-to for info below the waist) the term "the Clap" refers to a traditional treatment used to clear the blockage in the urethra from gonorrheal pus, where the penis would be "clapped" on both sides simultaneously between two large books.... AHHHH... yeah, you read that right... Dudes used to smack their junk with books to get rid of the drips. Every guy reading this is making this face...
See ya in June peeps!