What did we learn?
Well judging from the look on J3's face we learned that bikes aren't the only interest he shares with Miss Gray...
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Great season squad! I have to say this was one of the best CCSL seasons in memory. We started out really bad and came roaring back in July with 6 straight wins to make the playoffs. But it was not to be as a heartbreaking loss to the Hounds of Cata ended the dream. 6-2 was the final, in what I'm told was a great game. Lots of defense. No offense. 3 and out innings. blaa blaa blaa... on to the fun stuff! What did we learn? Well judging from the look on J3's face we learned that bikes aren't the only interest he shares with Miss Gray... We learned that my tranny name is Erica Tickelback and I have E.T. like power to heal damaged livers! We created a boy band that will tour the Philly area very soon! The Bike Squad got together for a pic with Ed, then later Ed got together with just the ladies.. (awww yeah) Later Chad & Co. came to the field and Steve got his stage dive on... Word on the diamond is that J-Dubs had a multi-run saving, insano catch, so he gets the final Bikini Ovation of the 2013 season. Catch yall next year!
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YES! Great first round playoff win! 16-6 was the final in what proved to be a very exciting game. To start things off we had some choice quotes from the females. (below) Adam had a VERY unnecessary headfirst slide into home (but was still cool) and Shizzaman had a Grand Salami! (Possibly the first infield grand slam in CCSL history) Oh, the Fine-Man took a wicked ball to the back! (better than balls on the chin) And I think Burt had 5 balls in a row hit to him. But the MVP of this contest has to be Mike Z! Reminiscent of the 97' NBA finals, Game 6 when MJ had food poisoning but still dropped 36 on the Jazz, so too did Mike Z over come terrible flu like symptoms to have one hell of a game. A Double play & the tag out at third whilst being run over, were only two of the great defensive plays this game. Good stuff man. Quotable Quotes.
"What a douche! If you're gonna throw it, throw it good!" -Fine-Man "It stinks!... Put it back in" -Megan "Man junk is not ascetic, but women tolerate it, because you know what they can do" -Hotpants 69 "I'm very selective about the balls that go in my mouth" -Snicklfritz "Are you kissing my hiney?" -Denise "I'm sure you have knocked down a lot of wood in your day" - Colach to one of the females (As per Toonces) "We won 20-8. It was tied 2-2 until the 3rd (or 4th?) inning when we blew it open with like 12 runs." Boom shakalaka! What did we learn? Well, we learned that Robbie uses the tag side of a bath towel for the face and upper body only... The other side for the lower region. Which is actually not a bad idea. Nobody want's to rub their face with the balloon knot side of the towel! We learned that Mike Z apparently loves soccer as he kicked the softball a few times... And there was "a urban cowboy riding around the Edgely fields" QUOTE OF THE WEEK!!!!!
"Who is Benson?" -Steve BTW Steve, did people pronounce your last name "SHAWING-er" when Wane's World was popular? I totally think that should be your home-plate victory dance henceforth. From what I'm told Adam blew through the stop sign at third, was tagged out at home, screamed "Oh GOD", then wept softly into his glove. The good news is three straight wins (9-4 was the final) and only one game next week before the playoffs. The highlights of this game seem to be construction and use of found materials as bases. Oh and Steve sent this cryptic message... "I went oppo on demand last night for the fans" Sounds like a start of a softball rap song. Going oppo on demand... last night for the fans... smacked that ball into the stands... get a rake bitch and fix the sands... I DON'T NEED NO PLATE UP IN THA CAGE GOT SOME TRASH GOT SOME CASH GOING OPPO ON YO ASS! (flashes peace sign, drops bat, moonwalks to first) The Bikini Construction award goes to Burt because Mrs Gray sent me his picture.
Sorry I missed last nights festivities but Snickelfritz is assisting with this blog post. All I gathered from on the ride into work today was that Chocolate Thunder pitched a great game and "ummm...we were down after the first inning, but then we came back. Or were we up and they came back? I don't remember. But I know we came back in the 6th and had a 2 run lead going into the 7th, and then we held them to 1 for the WIN!" Any highlights? "ummm... I think we got a double play!" Details? "someone caught it and threw it to Ben at second, I think? It must have been Ben because it got to first fast. And the runner had to be a girl because they didn't."
Kelsey's Note: I swear I'm not an idiot guys... Promise I'll pay more attention to what's going on in the future when E decides to skip the game and walk his dog! (Mmmhmmm - no biking done, only dog walking). Anyway, great game! Nice win squad! It was a close game, until we realized hitting the ball away from the opponents was the best strategy. 11-5 was the final as we continue to adjust to the awesome power that it the FU-Dawg. (don't give up on her yet Wojno!) On the Defensive tip, Robbie had a game saving sprint from center to make a GREAT catch. LaNice knocked down a screaming grounder to throw out the lead runner at second, and Mrs Gray made a excellent choice throwing the ball to me and not J3 as we both scrambled back to first base. But the true highlights of this game have to be the injuries. We have LaNice, Shizaman & Robbie. (Hot pants has some bruising, but that might not be softball related ifyouknowwhati'msaying!!!!!) But this weeks Bikini Ovation goes to the great Flyin' Flynn! for a running catch followed by a great throw for a double play, that was dropped by J3 to negate said double play, only to be picked up and used to tag out the runner as he stepped off the bag. Ahhh softball. Oh yeah... the white trash award goes to Molicious, LaNice, Snicklfritz, & Myself. It's all there... Dog tied to leg? check. Sitting on old tire? check. Beach Chairs in a parking lot? check. All that's missing are lower back tats and mullets.
Ugh... Rough game squad. Nothing much to say here.... No offense = no win. The Bikini Disappointment Award goes to me this week for my HORRIBLE base-running skills. Highlights include somebody yelling "Steve where are you going? This isn't Cricket bro" after he crushed a foul ball and still ran to first, and Ryan catching the lead signer of Counting Crows in a run down was highly entertaining. J-Dubs had the first FU-DAWG homer to give us a 3 run final.
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